At a marriage seminar held by the local Catholic church, the Priest, after congratulating Luigi on his upcoming 50th wedding anniversary, asked him to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Luigi replied to the audience "Well, I'm-a treat-a her well, spend-a the money on her, but-a, da best-a thing is-a dat I took her to Italy for the 20th anniversary!"
The Priest immediately commented, "Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell the audience what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary..."
Luigi proudly replied, "I'm-a gonna go and-a bring-a her back."
Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:06 pm