Our Kiwi Friends
What did the Cloned Sheep say to the other sheep? I am ewe.
Why do men marry women? Because sheep can't cook!
What is a good quality in a sheep? A sense of ewemour
Why did the lamb call the police? He had been fleeced
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa baa shop.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate BAA
What is a sheep's favourite newspaper? The Wool Street Journal