jasper69 Moderator
Number of posts : 229 Age : 54 Localisation : Australiana Registration date : 2007-04-20
Character sheet Total Music Academy:
| Subject: The Answers Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:07 am | |
| ANSWERS TO 5 IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
This is what we have been waiting for... The true answers to 5 really Important Questions:
Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under."
Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch! | |
|
glynnster Site Owner
Number of posts : 627 Age : 58 Registration date : 2007-02-26
Character sheet Total Music Academy:
| Subject: Re: The Answers Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:41 pm | |
| | |
|
Murphy041270 Moderator
Number of posts : 539 Age : 53 Registration date : 2007-02-28
| |
chubby h Gold Disk
Number of posts : 132 Age : 52 Localisation : gateshead . uk Registration date : 2007-04-06
| Subject: Re: The Answers Sun May 06, 2007 9:19 pm | |
| | |
|