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jasper69
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PostSubject: The Answers   The Answers Icon_minitimeFri Apr 27, 2007 9:07 am

ANSWERS TO 5 IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

This is what we have been waiting for...

The true answers to 5 really Important Questions:


Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".

Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under."


Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.


Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch!
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PostSubject: Re: The Answers   The Answers Icon_minitimeFri Apr 27, 2007 5:41 pm

Like it thanks for sharing laugh1/* laugh1/* laugh1/*
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PostSubject: Re: The Answers   The Answers Icon_minitimeWed May 02, 2007 9:32 pm

Good one laugh1/* laugh/*
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PostSubject: Re: The Answers   The Answers Icon_minitimeSun May 06, 2007 9:19 pm

good ones
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