Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down upon seeing him. Murphy had never been seen in church.
After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, "I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass, what made ya come?"
Murphy said, "A while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat.
McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I knew he would take off his hat during Mass, figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and take McGlynn's hat."
The priest said, "Ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat then. What changed your mind?"
Murphy said, "After I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need McGlynn's hat."
The priest with a smile said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without than burn in Hell, right?"
Murphy shook his head and said, "No, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat."