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PostSubject: Card   Card Icon_minitimeWed Apr 25, 2007 4:17 pm

A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm. He told the old farmer, "I need to inspect your property." The old farmer said "OK, but don't go in that field over there."

The Agriculture representative said, "I have Government authority, see this card? This card means I am allowed to go where ever I wish on any agricultural land.... Do you understand?"

The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Soon he heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture fool running for the fence. Close behind was the farmer's huge prize bull in hot persuit, gaining on the agent at every step.

The farmer yelled out to him, "Show him your card!!"
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PostSubject: Re: Card   Card Icon_minitimeThu Apr 26, 2007 12:00 am

Rofl! lol thats funny stuff....i like that one hehe <3
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